THIS IS A LIFESTYLE BLOG, OKAY?!

Alright, so before I got all strict with my diet and all hardcore about my workout routine, I thought to myself, "Hey, I should get a calender! Then my accomplishments and discipline will be visually pleasing and easier to digest!"

So I picked up a calender in the 2nd week of January. This is what January looked like.

What a lazy son of a bitch. Notice how on the 17th, I drew a picture of someone pointing to the next day, indicating that ON the 17th, I was like, "OKAY! TOMORROW! IT STARTS TOMORROW!" Clearly, that sentiment dragged on until the following Saturday.

Now, when I look back on this I'm just befuddled by my intense laziness. Before I start, look at February's.

DAAAAMN~ Look at that discipline! So yea, looks like on the 8th I ate a donut, on the 17th I got drunk and ate a fucking pizza, and sometime this past week I ate three taco shells... and I think a few dietary mishaps here and there. Still, I'd say this is the most discipline I've shown in terms of dieting.

Thing is, I'm not eating like the bitch I use to eat as. I don't even know if you could call my past dietary action "eating." More like, "nibbling." Anyway, seeing how I'm eating healthy AND losing weight, well, I got to say, I'm absurdly pumped about all of it. I fucking ANTICIPATE with giddy excitement about going to the gym.

BUT TODAY! Since it was my sister's early birthday dinner, we went to J. Alexander's. I was pumped. I was finally going to chow down on some exuberant delicacies that would tango with my taste buds. WELL! I did. But after all was said and done, I just had this sinking feeling. I'm like, "While delicious, was not worth the potential setback." Instantly, I changed MY birthday venue from Maggiano's to a lighter fare at a Japanese restaurant. I think the shimmer of Cheat Day isn't as bright and glistening as I had originally thought. SO YEA! NOW, IT'S ABOUT EATING RIGHT 24/7 THREE-SIXTY-FIVE!........ except when I'm in Taiwan. I'm going to pig the hell out when I'm there.