What's the purpose of this new blog? Lifestyle.
"But wait, JoE, didn't you already have that with that kind-of homoerotic blog with Jon Hamm and stuff?" Yea, and I'm still fat. Clearly, I chose the wrong celebrity for my theme. This time around, though, I'm feeling pretty good.
So, yea, the purpose. Well, hopefully it'll start as a chronicle of my continuing adventures with the dreaded weight problem and then blossom into something more! And by something more, I totally mean orgy parties.
There you go. If I don't succeed this time... then I will post a final entry... and kill myself. DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNN!!! Don't worry, it'll be awesome. Like, jumping into the lion den at the Atlanta Zoo with a broadsword.
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